A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that
the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now
after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that
this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to
waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is
not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s
probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere
else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples
that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There
are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them
for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you,
so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I
would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having
the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added
Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re
drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus
attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep
an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.
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